how to get things fpr free

title says it all! most of these things are not illagel but not moral! so uhh here you go. I worked hard on these so yeah! _____________________________________________________________________________________ 1. Introduction 2. Payphones 2a. Free Calls 2b. Money 3. Postage 4. Food & Drink 5. Vending Machines 6. Arcade Games 8. Conclusion 1. Introduction Allright, so i've come to notice that i have gathered a large collection of textfiles on how to rip off all sorts of machinery. So, i've decided to compile all of it together into this tutorial. I have personally tested each of these methods and they do work. some tricks may require some social engineering experience. so lets get started. 2. Payphones Lets face it, they're everywhere. and personally, i couldn't be happier about that fact. if you know what you are doing, payphones can save you an ample sum of money. 2a. Free Calls This is a fairly simple technique that works on some phones. somewhree on the phone there should be a number listed as the "repair and refund number". call that number and tell them the phone dropped your call and didn't return any change. they'll ask you for a name and address, feel free to bullshit that (you might not want to though, we'll get to that in a second). when they ask what number you were calling, give them the number you want to make a free call to. some companies will put through a free 3 minute call, but often times these are monitored. 2b. Money So lets say you called the "repair and refund number" from section 2a. and the company doesn't offer the free call? well, the alternative is the phone company sends a check for the amount of money you say you lost to the name and address you told them. (most phone companies notice if you do this more than once on the same payphone in a day, so don't be a retard) Don't feel like going through the trouble of cashing a $0.50 check? there are other ways to get money from payphones. for example, try stuffing a large wad of toilet paper into the coin return shute. (be sure not to block the door, as this will arouse suspicion.) now, wait for about a day (or less, depending on how often the payphone is used) and then go back to the payphone. reach into the shute and pull a bit of the toilet paper down. while holding the door open about half way, light the toilet paper on fire. any change that was returned should have stopped on top of the wad of toilet paper, and has now fallen down to the coin return. however, you should be careful as some payphone manufacturers have started putting a sharp point inside the coin return shutes to stick anyone who tries this. The 100% guaranteed way to get change out of the payphone is to take the entire payphone to your home and mess around until you get into it. the locks on payphones are usually on the side or the top, while the lock in the front is to open the change box. pick the lock on the side and then insert a t-shaped piece of metal into the front lock and turn. try not to damage the phone itself so you can hook it up in your house (tutorial coming soon). 3. Postage There comes a time in everyones life when they have to leave the luxuries of electronic mail and send via the postal system. but postage is and expense you don't really have to pay too much for. Mix 2 parts white school glue and one part water. fill out the envelope the normal way and put a stamp on it. then brush a light coat of the glue/water over the stamp. now send the letter. when the person recieves the letter, they just have to run the stamp under some water for a few seconds and the postal service mark will wash off. (this makes for free postage for THEM) 4. Food & Drink Fast food restaurants. lets face it, we all eat at these shtiholes all the time. and little do we know that we can make ourselves fat without paying a dime. 4a. Food In order to get some free food at a fast food place, the first step is to find out when the shifts change at that particular location. about an hour after the second shift starts, walk into the restaurant and ask to speak to the manager. when the manager walks up give them something like "hi, i'm Micheal Taurus. i believe you talked to my father earlier" then tell them that your father had phoned earlier because they had forgotten a sandwich in his order, and that you were here to pick up the sandwich. they'll probably just give you the sandwich, and maybe something extra if you have a real good story. 4b. Drink The first method is so simple i'm ashamed not everyone does it. first you order an ice water with your food. now, if this is the kind of restaurant where you pour your own soda, just fill the cup up with soda instead of water (most fast food employees couldn't give two shits about you stealing a soda). however, some places still have the soda fountains located behind the counter. what can you do about that? This trick is also very simple but you must use it either when there is more than one person working the register, or when the restaurant is farily busy. take the ice water you ordered back to your table and tear the bottom out of the cup. now go up with the empty cup and tell them that the cup had a hole in it and ask them for another soda. they'll probably give it to you without a second thought. 5. Vending Machines A fairly simple method of getting money from vending machines is to use the stuffing method we discussed with payphones. however, this time, instead of using toilet paper, we'll be using a piece of cardboard. simply stuff the cardboard up into the chute for the coine return and come back in a day or so and remove the cardboard. if successfull, you should have a fairly large sum of money. note, if there is a door of any sort to the coin return, make sure you don't let it close or all your change will be stuck there and just mock you like the idiot you are. 6. Arcade Games I discovered this trick at my work while playing pinball. some older arcade games (this one was made in 1997) have a flaw that allows you to get a small amount of change out of them. first you need to locate the two buttons labeled 'push for coin return'. if you can't find those buttons, go kill yourself. now, push the button on the left in as far as it will go. while holding in the first one, push the right button down as far as it will go. if successfull, you should have about fifty cents. some machines will let you do this at least a good 10 times. 8. conclusion : your now a evil lieing cheating thief!